I know it's hard for you to imagine me any other way than as the tomboy I always dress like but I really do clean up nice. I wouldn't be saying this to you right now if I wasn't trying to get you to notice me. I'm so fed up with you going out with these bitchy condescending girls that you date! I've been your best friend forever and it's time I said that I am better for you than any other girl out there. Here, wait right here and I will be back to show you how well I clean up and look like a prettier girl than anyone you've been with. I know you want me to because I can see you have a boner. Come over here and show me what you know you want. I'll slide my panties off so you can slide yourself right into my moist mound. I've been wanting this to happen for so long. Oh my gosh you feel so good! I know I feel better than any girl you've had sex with because sex is always better when you really truly like someone. I can't believe this is finally happening!