Your Dungeon Master Jane has a treat for the party! You got into the Frost Giant Gruntilda's lair and stole her Belt of Giant Strength last session, so she dressed up as the big bad for tonight's game. She reveals her sexy leopard print bikini, starting off with a villain speech! You roll well and hold off her giant blows for a while, but eventually she freezes your party, one by one. She finally scores a crit and you're the last one left.. she likes the way you surrender and give back the 'belt,' which she puts on as a ring. She takes pity on you as you try to seduce her, and decides to show you why you're no good as a pleasure toy. The first time she puts her weight on you she squishes you hard! You're useless now, so she has some fun with you under her ass before ending your pathetic existence and cleaning up her castle. Fun session everyone! See you next week- oh and you'll need a new character rolled up after that TPK.