Brianna is such an innocent girl... actually she's kind of simple.. First of all, she believes Conan is going to get DIVORCED so her can marry her (fat chance of that) and second, she wants to WAIT TILL SHE"S MARRIED before she does anything fun... WHAT? She even stops him FEELING HER MELONS ... what's the in that? But he gets to work talking her into giving him a nice HAND JOB by promising her they're going to get married soon.. like I said, she's a simple girl...Soon he gets her RUBBING HIS ROD through is pants, and even though he's not really getting what he WANTS at least he's getting a BIG BONER! After a while she agrees to let him take his pants off... but WHAT'S THIS? Unbelievable!! she's actually going to use KITCHEN TONGS to JERK OFF his ERECTION so that she won't have to TOUCH IT! Dude, that's EFFED UP!! She WANKS HIM OFF with the KITCHEN TONGS while CUPPING HIS BALLS with a SOUP SPOON! How is he even STAYING HARD? Maybe cuz she's like, TWENTY YEARS than him!! Will he finally persuade her to JACK HIS JUNK? Will he get to NUT HIS LOAD on her SOFT HAND? Will I ever stop writing this RIDICULOUS RHETORIC? I think we know to answer to ALL THOSE QUESTIONS!